Author Topic: Flying on Air Force One.  (Read 79 times)

Online bobalo59

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Flying on Air Force One.
« on: January 10, 2019, 10:42:03 PM »
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Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,
“You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and
make somebody very happy.”

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”

Michelle added, “That being the case, I could throw a hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, “Such big shots back there. I could throw all three of them
out of the window and make more than 300 million people very happy.”


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Re: Flying on Air Force One.
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2019, 11:31:01 PM »
... I guess the pilot missed his chance .  :(

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Re: Flying on Air Force One.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2019, 10:00:20 AM »


     Yeah...he should have opened the door and sucked them out...He would have been an American HERO!

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Re: Flying on Air Force One.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2019, 01:22:55 PM »
He could have depressurized the passenger cabin and rendered the oxygen masks nonoperational . lol