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Posted by: dhw1949
« on: October 23, 2020, 12:55:16 AM »

We go everywhere.
Posted by: ChiefCoop©
« on: October 23, 2020, 12:44:17 AM »

This site does find the good ones.
Posted by: AceMan
« on: September 25, 2020, 02:16:10 PM »

Posted by: tdw796816
« on: September 24, 2020, 01:21:13 PM »

Posted by: dhw1949
« on: September 13, 2020, 11:36:05 PM »

Posted by: tdw796816
« on: September 13, 2020, 07:28:08 PM »

What the hell?! Hahah
Posted by: dhw1949
« on: September 13, 2020, 03:38:51 PM »

A 95 year old man meets a 90 year old lady in a nursing home. They start talking and eventually become close friends. They realize that sex for them probably isn't going to be possible so he asks her if she'll at least stick her hand in his pants and hold it.

So for a few months she'll stick her hand in his pants and hold it for him. They're both happy.

Then one day, she can't find him and she gets a little worried thinking maybe something happened to the old guy. She wanders outside and sees him on a park bench with another woman, and that woman has her hand in his pants! She approaches them and says "you two timing old bastard, I thought we had something special going on. What the fuck does she have that I don't?"

He answers, Parkinson's.
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